who is this jen?  she sounds like the rest of you.

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’re a Picky Eater

So what do you feel like having for dinner? Want to try that new Indian place? You don’t like Indian food? Not even Tandoori chicken or naan? What about pho? A bento box? Chicken chow mein? You’re not really into “ethnic” food?!

Listen buddy, if I have to hear you order a plain cheeseburger and tell the waitress to be sure and hold the ketchup one more time I’m going to scream. For the last time, they don’t have noodles with butter at the Osteria and I’m sick to hell of making you cheese quesadillas on the stove top. You have the diet of 12-year-old latch-key kid. Your arteries are probably so coated with kraft singles and oreo cookies that you wouldn’t be able to walk up to that taco stand even if you were willing to try the al pastor. There’s more to life than goddamned Easy Mac and canned Chicken and Stars soup. Why not at least have some carrots and celery with that ranch dressing? No? You don’t like vegetables either? Well, I hope you and your chicken fingers will be very happy together.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Jen.