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Goes to that dude Brian who took over for Richard Lawson at Gawker. Its long. But if you can focus for more than 10 minutes, its worth it. I can’t. Also i miss richard.

There are the creatures that we are forced to ponder. Of course, there are a few words that one must know to understand their sophisticated patois:

• • Classy: This is a standard of beauty and behavior to which all aspire. While the taste and requirements are subjective, the directive is absolute: one must be classy.
  • Trashy: The opposite of “classy” and includes behavior like taking off one’s thong in a hot tub, bringing people home from a club, and cheating on one’s boyfriend (but not one’s girlfriend). While the guido may refer to behavior in another as “trashy” that same behavior in oneself is often deemed “classy.”
  • Vibing: Getting along with and flirting with a member of the opposite sex.
  • Dogging On: Making out with or engaging in sexual tomfollery when in a public setting.
  • Pounding Out: Engaging in sexual intercourse with someone-hopefully in a private setting, but not necessarily.
  • Blow-out: The type of ornate plumage the male employs that requires a blow dryer and several tubes of hair gel to perfect.
  • Sluts: To men a “slut” is both any woman who wants to have sex with him and any woman who doesn’t want to have sex with him, which means all women are sluts. To the female it is all women other than herself. It can also be a term of sexual empowerment for a woman, unless applied to one who is not “classy,” then it is the ultimate insult